DIRTY HIPPIE SANDWICH

OH THE TRAUMA

2008-05-10T14:33:23Z

OKAY, SO I GUESS MY WHOLE VOW THING IS FUCKED UP NOW THAT TOPH RAPED ME IN THE ASS WITH A ROCK PEEN WHILE I WAS ASLEEP. ;_ ;SO UHH...YEAH.

~~YOU FUCKERS WITH YOUR "BET" ARE GONNA BE REAL HAPPY.~~

HAY GUYS

2008-05-01T23:02:29Z

JUST WANTED TO LET MY BUDDIES KNOW THAT MY VOW IS GOIN' PRETTY GOOD SO FAR. :D

IT'S BEEN LIKE. I DUNNO, A DAY? BUT WHATEVER. BEEN KEEPIN' BUSY ~~AT THE IN-PROGRESS HEMP TEMPLE, DEDICATED TO TOPH ALMIGHTY~~

KEEP ON, KEEPING ON

-CHONG.

A SRS ANNOUNCEMENT.

2008-04-29T01:58:01Z

A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE, REALLY MAKES A MAN THINK ABOUT THINGS.

2008-02-23T10:35:05Z

LAST NIGHT, AFTER A FUN TEIM WATCHING PORNOS, GETTIN' DRUNK, HIGH, NAKED, PLAYING TWISTER, WATCHING EPIC EARTHBENDING BATTLES, AND MUDWRESTLING. YUE, THE DUKE AND I WERE PLAYING A JOKE ON AN ASLEEP ZEI.(TOPH WAS JUST ENJOYING THE LULZ) THEN, AS HE WOKE UP, WE ASKED WHAT WAS THE MATTER. SUDDENLY, HE PULLED OUT A KNIFE AN SHANKED ME!

~~SINCE WHEN WAS WHISPERING THINGS INTO SOMEONES EAR A REASON TO KILL SOME ONE? I MEAN YEAH, WE WERE MESSING WITH HIM, BUT LEARN HOW TO TAKE A JOKE PUSSY~~

IMMEDIATELY, PRINCESS MOON USES HER LEVEL 9000 MOON HEALING ABILITIES ON ME, THERE'S BLOOD ALL OVER MY GUITAR ~~LOL WE WERE NAKED~~ THE DUKE GOT ME A BLUNT TO EASE THE PAIN. I ALMOST DIED. AND BITCH ZEI WAS SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT KUEI, AND IT BEING MY FAULT. I DON'T KNOW.

LATER HE COMES BACK, SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT THE BIRD-BITCH LIBRARY SPIRIT WAS GONNA HELP HIM KICK MY ASS. I JUST HOPE YUE, THE DUKE, TOPH, AND AND MY OTHER HOMIES WILL HELP ME OUT HERE.

ONE MINUTE WE'RE SMOKING BLUNTS, NEXT MINUTE I'M BEING STABBED. DAMN. ... A NEAR DEATH EXPRIEIENCE, REALLY MAKES A MAN THINK ABOUT THINGS...I LOVE YOU LILY. I LOVE ALL U GAIZ. YUE, IF THERE IS ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, JUST ASK. I AM IN YOUR DEBT.

EDIT: YOU LIKE THAT FUNLESTATION, BITCH, ZEI. THEN WE WATCH YUE/TOPH MUDWRESTLING, I APOLOGIZE FOR THE FUNLESTATION AND ASS KICKING, AND *MOCKING VOICE* "OMG CHONG. ALL IS TOTES FORGIVENNNN!11 8D 8D" WHEN I HEAL., I WILL FUCKIN' BURN YOUR PRECIOUS, BOOKS, KUEI AND YOUR LIFE PARTNER BIRD-BITCH SPIRIT!!!!!!11111

EDIT PT 2: *SIGH* HOKAY, I MULLED THINGS OVER, AAAND. I GUESS IT WAS WRONG TO BE MESSING WITH ZEI SINCE HE'S ~~A PUSSY BOY~~ SO SENSITIVE...AND IN OUR DEFENSE, WE WERE HIGH AND DRUNK. SO, YEAH. BUT SERIOUSLY, DUDE. WHY THE HELL STAB ME OVER PRANKS LIKE THAT, MAN? WELL...UMM YEAH.

/CHONG

BEST.CHAT.EVER

P.S: HOY!!1

O_O

2008-02-22T04:49:08Z

UMM...I DON'T REMEMBER THIS. SORRY, BS.

:D

2008-02-14T01:01:03Z

HEY, HEY! I'M A NOMAD, HAPPY TO GO WHERE EVER THE WIND TAKES ME. :D ALSO, ANYONE DOWN FOR SECKSYTEIMS A LOVE SONG?

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to:	footsaw
...who is wearing:	a large gold medallion
...and rolls over to you to say:	Are you putting the kettle on?
...and then:	nibbles your neck

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